Friday, June 24, 2011

My Name Is Vivan Miholo and I Covet Your Vote!


This has got to be one of the sorriest political ads I've ever seen:

My name is Vivan Miholo and I covet your vote in the upcoming 2011 Primary. I am a Washington "outsider" and have no ulterior motive for securement of political power, etc.. I feel that the only way back to the greatness of this country is to move forward! Here are my principals (sic):

1. The Constitution must be protected at all costs. I carry a copy in my pocket.
2. Free Trade is chimera. Keep U.S. jobs in U.S.!
3. I will not make my opponents age or inexperience an issue in this campaign.
4. The Federal Reserve is obsolete and in need of serious overhauling measures.
5. There should be a Purge of certain parties and interests.
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Publishers' note: Mr. Miholo paid for this ad and it has been reproduced in toto and accordance with prevailing law. This newspaper does not and will not endorse any candidate for public office.

2 comments:

Gang Hu said...

Well I believe that Mr. Miholo should, himself, be purged.

Have I make myself clear? Thankee!

Rye Ryrie said...

Needless to say, Mr. Miholo lost the election, as well he should have.