C.L. Jolley's Booklist

I ran across a distribution booklist issued back in 1999 by C.L. Jolley, the cantankerous old hard core conservative essayist, theorist, and 'jack of all trades'. I actually met Mr. Jolley once and while impressed by his breadth of knowledge and erudition on all things political and cultural, I was offended by his boorishness and absolute lack of tact in personal matters. Here it is unedited:


Friends, here's a little foward from one of the few decent 100% American political and religious organizations out there. They take all credit cards and don't take American Express.---C.L. Jolley

This is a little catalog of a few of our titles--browse and see if theres anything you woud like to order, if so, then send a SASE to the below addresss. SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED IN LIST. ORDER AT OWN RISK.

1. "Satan's Castle--The United Nations"-- by Woody W.T. Gorman-- The TRUE expose of the United Nations and how this sorry state of affairs came about. $19.95

2. "The McCainspiracy"-- by H.L. "Hall" Hallwell-- Just in time for the presidential election. Proves without a shadow of a doubt that Sen. John McCain is a communist agent. $24.99

3. "The Federalist Papers"-- Read them for yourselves. $44.99

4. "Proposition 256--H**** No!"-- Political tract written to protest passage of the controversial proposition on the Arizona ballot about 20 years ago regarding a flagrant violation of our divinely given rights and liberties. $5.99

5. "25 Unrefutable Reasons and Proofs That John Bransford Went to Hell and So Remains There Today."-- by Edward R. Rosser. Dr. Rosser is no slouch and no lightweight and this monumental work written back in 1977 on the religious apostate and political traitor ex-Congressman John Bransford has never been refuted. $9.99

6. "A Just Defense of the Blood Oaths and the Blood Sports"--by Dr. U.L. Lydell. This controversial masterpiece is sure to raise some eyebrows and cause more than a little debate, but DO NOT JUDGE Dr. Lydell until you have read this yourself. Dr. Lydell is a brilliant rhetorician and those who have debated him have been torn to pieces. $14.99 (special bound photocopy edition: $23.99)

7. "30 More Reasons That John Bransford Is Now in Hell." by Dr. Edward R. Rosser. Uncomfortable reading to be sure, but Dr. Rosser has never been refuted and his logic is unassailable. $13.99

8. "Strength Through Superior Firepower", by G.L. Long. The alltime classic. Separates the hawks from the doves and the gainsayers from the naysayers. $12.99

9. "The Art and Necessity of Well Presentation" by Reed Mallasek. Mr. Mallasek is a top salesman and pitchman and will show you how to present yourself as a winner. $22.99

10. "An Index of Indices" by Gainey Rooney. Dr. Rooney has complied an index of all other indexes that are found in the realm of anti-United Nations and anti-World Bank literature. And theres a lot out there. $39.99

REMEMBER--ALL PROFITS FROM RIGHTGUARD APPROACHES GO TO THE FUNDING OF THE ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER, THE BRINGING DOWN OF ALAN GREENSPAN AND GEORGE BUSH, AND THE FUTURE ANTI-JOHN BRANSFORD MEMORIAL IN SPRING CITY, MARYLAND.

Friends, I believe I'd order from them while there's still time! ----C.L. Jolley